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What's green and tough?
→ A toad with a machine gun!

What's green a slimy and found at the North Pole?
→ A lost frog!

What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
→ Star Warts!

What do frogs drink?
→ Hot croako!

What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
→ Finding half an apple!

What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
→ A hoppercraft!

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?
→ He bowled long hops!

Why do frogs have webbed feet?
→ To stamp out forest fires!

When is a car like a frog?
→ When it's becing toad!

What do toads drink?
→ Croaka-cola!

What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?
→ The Brit Awarts!

Why did the lizard go on a diet?
→ It weighed too much for its scales!

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
→ A frog with hiccups!

What's a toad's favorite ballet?
→ Swamp Lake!

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
→ Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!

Why was the frog down in the mouth?
→ He was un hoppy!

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?
→ They always want to play leap frog with him!

What jumps up and down in front of a car?
→ Froglights!

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
→ A bullfrog!

Where do frogs keep their money?
→ In a river bank!

What do you call a rich frog?
→ A golf blooded reptile!

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
→ A croaker spaniel!

What's a frogs favorite flower?
→ A croakus!

How do frogs die?
→ They kermit suidide!

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?
→ They sit eggsaminations!