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What did the spider say when he broke his new web?
→ Darn it!

What has 8 legs and likes living in trees?
→ Four anti road protesters?

What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?
→ A spinning wheel!

Why are spiders like tops?
→ They are always spinning!

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?
→ I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?
→ Your spinning me a yarn here!

What is a spiders favorite TV show?
→ The newly web game!

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?
→ It became a daddy short legs!

What did the spider say to the fly?
→ We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing?

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?
→ I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

What kind of doctors are like spiders?
→ Spin doctors!

What are spiders webs good for?
→ Spiders!

How do you spot a modern spider?
→ He doesn't have a web he had a website!

Why are spiders good swimmers?
→ They have webbed feet!

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?
→ If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital!

What does a spider do when he gets angry?
→ He goes up the wall!

Why did the spider buy a car?
→ So he could take it out for a spin!

Why is the snail the strongest animal?
→ Because he carries a house on his back!

Where do you find giant snails?
→ At the end of giants fingers!

How do snails get their shells so shiny?
→ They use snail varnish!

What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?
→ School dinners come on a plate!

What do you do when two snails have a fight?
→ Leave them to slug it out!

How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?
→ The slugs leave a trail on the floor that reads "clean me"!

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
→ How slime flies!

What is the definition of a slug?
→ A snail with a housing problem!