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What was the snail doing on the highway?
→ About one mile a day!

What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run off?
→ I'll get you next slime!

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
→ Reptiles!

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
→ In the croakroom!

How did the toad die?
→ He simply croaked!

What do you call a frog spy?
→ A croak and dagger agent!

What's a toads favorite sweet?
→ Lollihops!

Where do you get frogs eggs?
→ At the spawn shop!

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
→ He had his own frog horn!

What do Scottish toads play?
→ Hop-scotch!

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
→ Lily!

What kind of pole is short and floppy?
→ A tadpole!

Whats the world weakest animal?
→ A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!

What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
→ Morse toad!

What did the bus conductor say to the frog?
→ Hop on!

Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
→ A hot frog!

Where do frogs keep their treasure?
→ In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
→ Because he was newt to the area!

What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
→ Hoppalong Cassidy!

What do you say if you meet a toad?
→ Wart's new!

What happens if you eat a hot frog?
→ You'll croak in no time!

What is a chameleon's motto?
→ A change is as good as a rest!

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
→ Kermit the Fog!

What do you call a 100 year old frog?
→ An old croak!

Why didn't the female frog lay eggs?
→ Because her husband spawned her affections!