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Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
→ Because everyone had to go on in pairs!

What is the maggot army called?
→ The Apple Corps!

What is a worm's favorite band?
→ Mud!

What is life like for a wood worm?
→ Boring!

Why did the sparrow go to the library?
→ It was looking for bookworms!

What's a glow worms favorite song?
→ Wake me up before you glow glow!

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
→ He was de-lighted!

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple?
→ Worm your way out of that one!

What makes a glow worm glow?
→ A light meal!

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
→ Because they're wrigleys!

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
→ Light ale!

What's the difference between a worm and an apple?
→ Have you ever tried worm pie?

What is the best advice to give to worm?
→ Sleep late!

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?
→ A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death!

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
→ They can lighten your load!

What did the maggot say to another?
→ What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this!

What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
→ A dirty kid!

What did the woodworm say to the chair?
→ It's been nice gnawing you!

What reads and lives in an apple?
→ A bookworm!

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?
→ Very big worm holes in your garden!

What do worms leave round their baths?
→ The scum of the earth!

Why was the glow worm unhappy?
→ Because her children weren't that bright!

What's yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?
→ A maggot with attitude!

What is red and dangerous?
→ Strawberry and tarantula jelly!

What do you call a big irish spider?
→ Paddy long legs!