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Did you hear about the blond skydiver?
→ She missed the Earth!

How do you confuse a blonde?
→ Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
→ Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
→ She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
→ To turn the blinker off.

Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
→ In case she locks the keys in her car.

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
→ You only have to punch information into a computer once.

What's the Blonde's cheer?
→ "I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."

What does a blonde owl say?
→ What, what?

What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common?
→ They both have black roots.

How do you get a blond out of a tree?
→ Wave

Why was the blondes' belly button sore?
→ Because her boyfriend was blonde too.

What do blonds and spaghetti have in common?
→ They both wriggle when you eat them.

What do Blondes say after sex?
→ Thanks guys.
→ Are you boys all in the same band?
→ Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?

What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?
→ "Have another beer."

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
→ Her ankles.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
→ The joystick is wet.

What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
→ The blonde works in the dark!

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
→ Pull the pin and throw it back!

Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went?
→ It finally dawned on her!

Want to know how to amuse a blonde for hours?
→ Write please turn over on both sides of the paper!

What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
→ A blonde parade!

A blonde tried to blow up her husband's car, but burned her lips on the tailpipe.

Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks on her back?
→ She crawled across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".

Why did the blonde cross the road?
→ I don't know. Neither did she!

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
→ They are both empty from the neck up!