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What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
→ An air bag.

How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
→ You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

Why are blondes like corn flakes?
→ Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.

Why are blondes hurt by people's words?
→ Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
→ A Space Invader.

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?
→ They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?
→ Flattered.

What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
→ A dope ring.

Why do blondes drive BMWs?
→ Because they can spell it.
→ Because they can spell BWM.

What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
→ The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

Did you hear about the blonde that invented the solar flashlight?

What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot?
→ Bigfoot has been sighted.

How does a blonde kill a worm?
→ She burys it.

How does a blonde kill a fish?
→ She drowns it.

How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
→ She threw it off a cliff.

A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park.

The brunette says suddenly:

- Awww, look at the dead birdie.

The blonde stops, looks up, and says:

- Where?

What does a blonde make best for dinner?
→ Reservations.

Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
→ From eating with forks.

Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
→ They're too hard to peel.

How did the blonde die drinking milk?
→ The cow fell on her.

What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?
→ Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, "Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."

One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park. Suddenly, the blonde's friend said:

- Oh, look, a dead birdie!

The blonde looked up and said:

- Where?

How do blonde brain cells die?
→ Alone

How do you confuse a blonde?
→ Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.