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When a blonde goes to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
→ Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row

Why don't blondes like buttered toast?
→ They can't figure out which side the butter goes on.

Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?
→ She thought it was Diet Coke.

How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?
→ She sneezes.

A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord - nothing happens.
She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
The blonde jumps out of the plane and yells:

- Oh! So you wanna race, huh?

- Why did the blonde move to L.A.?

- I don't know. Why?

- It was easier to spell.

- Easier than what?

Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence?
→ She wasn't used to the front seat!

Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a liquor license?
→ "Oh, it's not gonna be THAT kind of a bar. That's disgusting!"

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?
→ She didn't know what ONE came first...

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
→ One.

What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?
→ A thought.

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?
→ She fell out of the tree.

Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
→ So she could keep the refrigerator cold.

How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
→ (I'll tell you tomorrow.)

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
→ Proofreading.

What is the definition of gross ignorance?
→ 144 blondes.

What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
→ Third Grade.

Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?
→ Because she loved children.

Why do men like blonde jokes??
→ Because they can understand them.

How do you confuse a blonde?
→ You don't. They're born that way.

How does a blonde commit suicide?
→ She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.

Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
→ They don't know the route.

A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.

- Cop: Do you know where you were going?

- Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving.

What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
→ A visitor.

What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment?
→ She can't say "No".