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Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went?
→ It finally dawned on her.

Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?
→ The rest are hunt'n peckers.

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
→ Branch manager.

Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops?
→ So they can tell if they are going to work or going home, while on the bus.

How did the blonde burn her nose?
→ Bobbing for french fries.

What is every blonde's ambition in life?
→ To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Did you hear the one about the blonde that had a problem with her bed?
→ She couldn't find a knife large enough to apply the bed spread.

Hear about the blonde explorer?
→ She bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert.

What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?
→ "Just flush it like everybody else does."

Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
→ She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?
→ She wanted to get a dark tan.

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
→ That's where you wash all your vegetables!

Why did the blonde run out of shampoo?
→ She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat!

A blonde opened a hair salon next to a graveyard and named it "Curl Up and Dye."

What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?
→ Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?
→ None, as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?
→ So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?
→ So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know?" whenever you ask them a question.

What happens when a Blonde eats a mosquito?
→ She has more brain cells in her stomach than her head.

What would you call a bunch of blondes stacked on top of each other?
→ An air mattress.

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?
→ Because red means Stop.

Why do blondes stand under light bulbs?
→ It's the closest they'll come to a bright idea.

Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?
→ They want to measure their intelligence.

I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with.
I dyed my hair!

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?
→ In case she wanted black coffee.