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What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show?
→ Welcome back, Cutter!

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?
→ I've been flamed!

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?
→ 'Hot dog!'

What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger?
→ Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!

What are some outstanding hamburger colleges?
→ Brandeis, Cowlifornia State, Hoofstra, Pen State, Ranchelaer Polytechnic, Burgereley and Moosouri!

Seriously, when the crooked hamburger took it on the 1am, where did it go?
→ Heidelburg-er, Germany!

Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula?
→ Sure, order a burger and a shake!

Name two tennis stars who are famous in the hamburger world?
→ Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-o's Burger King!

Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers?
→ No, you should eat your fingers separately!

In what school subjects does the teacher say:

- Well done, hamburgers?

→ A wide range of subjects - meatyeval, history, meatematics and word grill.

How was the hamburger murdered?
→ First it was 'rolled,' then smothered in onions

How far do burgers go in school?
→ Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).

How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land baseball?
→ He throws four meatballs!

How does a burger acquire good taste?
→ With a little seasoning!

How do you make a hamburger smile?
→ Pickle it gently!

How do you make a hamburger green?
→ Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!

How do you make a cheeseburger sad?
→ Make it with blue cheese!

How do you insult a hamburger patty?
→ Call it a meatball!

How do we know that hamburgers love classic music?
→ They're often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?
→ They 'loin' fast!

How do we know burgers love young people?
→ They're pro-teen!

How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?
→ With burger alarms!

How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?
→ Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time?
→ They chew the fat.

How did the jury find the hamburger?
→ Grill-ty as charred!