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Who was the burger's favourite all-time movie director?
→ Sizzle B. DeMille!

Who is the hamburgers' favourite actress?
→ Candice Berger!

Who do hamburgers love on TV?
→ Archie Bunker's son-in-law, the meathead!

Who can beat any burger at golf?
→ Any LINKS sausage!

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?
→ Vegetarians!

Which type of comedy leaves a hamburger cold?
→ BITING humour!

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?
→ The SALT talks!

Which people do the burgers hate?
→ The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

Which of our meaty friends are into astrology?
→ Those that are born under the sign of the Ham!

Which meatballs get a little tipsy on occasion?
→ The POTTED ones!

Which is the meat patties' least favourite day of the week?
→ Fry-day!

Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball?
→ A double!

Which burgers love to act?
→ Ham-burgers!

Which burgers can tell your fortune?
→ Medium burgers!

Which burger is famous for a long nose?
→ Cyrano de Burgerac!

Which burgers are dishonest?
→ Cat-burgers! (burglars)

Which baseball team is currently the favourite with hamburger fans?
→ The Cincinnati Reds - because they're the Big Bread Machine!

Where does a burger go on vacation?
→ The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!

Where does a burger feel at home?
→ On the range!

Where do the burgers go on New Year's Eve?
→ To a meat ball!

Where can a burger get a great night's sleep?
→ On a bed of lettuce!

When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb', where did it go?
→ Oh, 'ewe' know!

When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button?
→ When somebody says:

- Well done!

When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?
→ During PRIME time!

When do burgers quit their jobs?
→ The day they decide to meat LOAF!