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What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
→ A cat-a-logue!

What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have?
→ A catastrophe!

What noise does a cat make going down the highway?
→ Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

How is cat food sold?
→ Usually purr can!

What is the cat's favourite TV show?
→ The evening mews!

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?
→ An animal that puts you out a night!

How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?
→ She's got that down in the mouth look!

How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold?
→ He has cat-arrh!

What did the cat say when he lost all his money?
→ I'm paw!

What do cat actors say on stage?
→ Tabby or not tabby!

How do cats eat spaghetti?
→ The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!

How do cats eat spaghetti?
→ The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?
→ A carrot!

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?
→ She had mittens!

What looks like half a cat?
→ The other half!

- Brother: Did you put the cat out?

- Sister: Why, is it on fire?

A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods!
A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be a God!

What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?
→ Catsup!

Why do cats eat fur balls?
→ Because they love a good gag!

What do you call it when a cat stops?
→ A paws!

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?
→ Because she wanted to mail a litter.

How do cats buy things?
→ From a cat-alogue!

What kind of cats lay around the house?
→ Car-pets!

What kind of work does a weak cat do?
→ Light mouse work.

What's a cat's second favorite food?
→ Spa-catti!