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What do cows like to listen to?
→ Moo-sic!

What do cows like to do at amoosement parks?
→ Ride on the roller cowster.

What do cows get when they do all their chores?
→ Mooney.

What do cows get when they are sick?
→ Hay Fever

What do cows do when they're introduced?
→ They give each other a milk shake!

What do cows do for entertainment?
→ They go to the mooooovies.

What do cows call Frank Sinatra?
→ Old Moo Eyes!

What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass?
→ "Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"

What did the cow wear to the football game?
→ A Jersey.

What did the calf say to the silo?
→ "Is my fodder in there?"

What did one dairy cow say to another?
→ Got milk?

What country do cows love to visit?
→ Moo Zealand!

What band is a cow favorite?
→ Moody Blues

What are the spots on black-and-white cows?
→ Holstaines

What are cows favorite party games?
→ MOO-sical chairs!

What animals do you bring to bed?
→ Your calves.

- That tornado damage your cow barn any?

- Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet!

- That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing!

- I told you he was a bum steer!

- Teacher: Name five things that contain milk.

- Pupil: Butter, cheese, ice cream ... and two cows!

- Pa's being chased by a bull!

- Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it?

- Get me some film for my camera!

I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk!
→ But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?

Is there big money in the cattle business?
→ So I've herd!

In what state will you find the most cows?
→ Moo York!

If you make a cow angry, how will she get even?
→ She'll cream you!

If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first?
→ The mountain lion. You can always shoot the bull!