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What do you get from an invisible cow?
→ Evaporated milk!

What do you get from a short-legged cow?
→ Dragon milk!

What do you get from a forgetful cow?
→ Milk of amnesia!

What do you get from a cowmedian?
→ Cream of Wit!

What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?
→ Cold cream!

What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?
→ A steak-out!

What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?
→ Steer Wars.

What do you call explosive cow vomit?
→ A cud missle!

What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office?
→ An encownter group.

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
→ A lawn moo-er.

What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?
→ De-calfinated!

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?
→ A hole-y Cow!

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
→ A milk dud!

What do you call a tired cow?
→ Milked out!

What do you call a sleeping bull?
→ A bull-dozer.

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?
→ The first herd shot round the world!

What do you call a cow with no front legs?
→ Lean Beef

What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?
→ A bullfighter!

What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?
→ Ground Beef

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?
→ Shipped beef!

What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?
→ Hamburger!

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?
→ Moo moos

What do cows usually fly around in?
→ Helicowpters and Bulloons.

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?
→ "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo"

What do cows read at the breakfast table?
→ The moospaper!