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When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head?
→ Steer phones!

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?
→ A cud thud!

What's a moo hoo for grazing school?
→ Grass class!

What's a moo hoo for a young calf?
→ A new moo!

What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?
→ A bull pull!

What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?
→ A full bull!

What's a moo hoo for a darling bull?
→ A dear steer!

What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?
→ A merry dairy!

What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner?
→ Cow chow!

What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle?
→ A nerd herd!

What's a cow's favorite moosical note?
→ Beef-flat!

What would you hear at a cow concert?
→ Moo-sic!

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?
→ Hare in your milk!

What US state has the most cows?
→ Moosouri!

What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?
→ Your calves!

What South American dance do cows like to do?
→ The Rump-a

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?
→ Cowboom!

What newspaper do cows read?
→ The Daily Moos.

What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?
→ Cows-mopolitan!

What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?
→ Eski-moos!

What is the most important use for cowhide?
→ To hold the cow together.

What is the golden rule for cows?
→ Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!

What is the definition of "moon"?
→ The past tense of "moo"!

What is the definition of "derange"?
→ De place where de cowboys ride!

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?
→ A tail pail!