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Why do men become smarter during sex?
→ Because they are plugged into a genius.

How is a man like a snowstorm?
→ You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.

What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?
→ The man.

What did the blonde do when she got her period?
→ Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her?

What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?
→ They've both swallowed a lot of semen.

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
→ You need a quarter to use the phone.

What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?
→ Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?
→ When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have?
→ One that never misses a period.

What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde?
→ One's a phony buck.

What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?
→ A know-it-all bitch.

How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?
→ She drops her nail-file!

How does a blonde part their hair?
→ (Action of scissoring legs apart)
→ By doing the splits.

How does the blond turn on the light after she has had sex?
→ She opens the car door.

Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses?
→ Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades.

What do you call a blonde lesbian?
→ A waste.

What do you call 3 blondes, a chimp, and another blonde standing on a street corner?
→ 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, not for a zillion f*cks, 4 f*cks!

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?
→ They pull up their pants.

What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?
→ They both get easier to pick-up with age.

What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?
→ A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

What does a blonde and a turtle have in common?
→ If either one of them end up on there back they are both f*cked.

What is 61 to a blonde?
→ She wants 8 (ate) more.

Why can't blondes water-ski?
→ When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.

How does a blonde moonwalk?
→ She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!

How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
→ Her crayons are still sticky.