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How should you treat a baby goat?
→ Like a kid.

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?
→ A bit of a shock really!

What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
→ A slippery customer.

Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret?
→ He was a blubber mouth!

What's at the end of Moby Dick?
→ A whale of a time!

Why did the gray whale go on a diet?
→ Because he wasn't a Fin whale!

What kind of whale flies?
→ Pilot whales!

Why did the whale like the diver?
→ Because he had flippers!

Why don't whales eat sushi very often?
→ Of course whales like sushi. It's just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.

What is a whale's favorite TV show?
→ Flukes of Hazard!

Why did the whale cross the road?
→ To get to the other tide!

What is a dolphin's favorite TV show?
→ Whale of fortune!

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?
→ A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours?
→ A hermit crab!

Are shellfish warm?
→ No they're clammy!

Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?
→ He was a card shark!

If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it?
→ Jawbreakers!

What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths?
→ Lefty!

What kind of sharks make good carpenters?
→ Hammerheads!

What's the favourite flavour of sharks?
→ Shark-o-late!

Where do sharks come from?
→ Sharkago!

Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws?
→ It costs an arm and a leg to eat there!

What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts?
→ Shark absorbers!

What is the most famous shark?
→ William Sharkspeare!

How do you shoot a great white shark?
→ Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun!