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- Do you like surfing the net?

- Oh yes, I've really taken a shine to it. (Moon to Sun)

- Do you enjoy websurfing?

- No way! my mum warned me to stay away from the net!

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?
→ Because he footman turned into a mouse.

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?
→ Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

Why are frogs no good at websurfing?
→ Computers have them toad-ily confused.

- Does your dog know how how to surf the internet?

- No - but he's got a ruff idea.

Why are elephants no good at Net surfing?
→ Because they're scared of the mouse.

Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard?
→ www.oody www.oodpecker.

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?
→ The www.izard of Oz.

What's hairy, dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?
→ The www.erewolf.

What surfs the Internet and goes, 'Choo, Choo'?
→ Thomas the Search Engine.

What happened when the schoool bully went netsurfing?
→ The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

- Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting round playing on the Internet, you'll be fat and useless when you grow up.

- Pupil: Wow! You must have spent hours surfing when you were a kid!

- My dog likes to sit down each evening and surf the Net.

- What an intelligent animal!

- Not really, it took the cat three weeks to teach him.

How are you getting on with the Internet?
→ Surf far, so good.

How do nuns surf the web?
→ On the Hymnternet.

- I spent the whole evening knotsurfing!

- Don't you mean netsurfing?

- No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!

- You need to log on to the window repair website!

- I did - but it gave me a pane!

- Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?

- I can't help it, I'm hooked.

Who started the campfire website?
→ Some bright spark.

Who runs the 100 acre wood website?
→ www.innie the pooh.

Who has the best website in the jungle?
→ The Onlion King.

Where is Pinocchio's website?
→ On the splinternet.

What do builders use to make websites?
→ Com.crete.

- What did you think of our website?

- A little bit tacky.