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If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what would you have?
→ A ding-dong King Kong.

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?
→ "Are you my mother?"

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?
→ A messy cage.

How do you catch King Kong?
→ Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

Why is King Kong big and hairy?
→ So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft?
→ A flat miner.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?
→ A flat note.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?
→ A flat mate.

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?
→ Just don't monkey with him.

What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong?
→ Give him the biggest bananas.

Where does King Kong sleep?
→ Anywhere he wants to.

What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk?
→ I don't know but it could always get a seat on a bus!

What business is King Kong in?
→ Monkey business.

If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London?
→ Because he's a beef-eater.

What is big, hairy and can fly faster than sound?
→ King Koncord.

Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown?
→ So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?
→ He didn't like Chinese food.

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?
→ King Kong in clingfilm

Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in the world?
→ King Pong.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?
→ A terrified postman.

What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?
→ King Kong's shadow.

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin?
→ A lid.

How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?
→ With a monkey wrench.

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?
→ Queen Kong.

How is a judge like an English teacher?
→ They both hand out long sentences.