Alligator Knock Knock
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Alligator!
- Alligator who?
- Alligator for her birthday was a card!
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Alligator!
- Alligator who?
- Alligator for her birthday was a card!
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Allegra!
- Allegra who?
- Allegra is broken!
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Alka!
- Alka who?
- Alka-phone!
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Alistair!
- Alistair who?
- Alistairs in this house are broken!
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Alison!
- Alison who?
- Alison to my radio in the mornings!
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Alice!
- Alice who?
- Alice N. Tew if you'll listen to me!
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Ali!
- Ali who?
- Ali-luyah, at last you've opened the door!
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Algy!
- Algy who?
- Algy-bra!
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Alfred!
- Alfred who?
- Alfred of the dark!
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Alf!
- Alf who?
- Alf all if you don't catch me!
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Alexia!
- Alexia who?
- Alexia again to open this door!
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Alexander!
- Alexander who?
- Alexander friend are coming over!
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Alex!
- Alex who?
- Alex Plain later!
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Aleta!
- Aleta who?
- Aleta from the tax man!
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Alec!
- Alec who?
- Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock!
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Aldo!
- Aldo who?
- Aldo anywhere with you!
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Alda!
- Alda who?
- Alda time you knew who it was!
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Alceste!
- Alceste who?
- Alceste to meet him later!
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Alberta!
- Alberta who?
- Alberta'll be over in a minute!
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Albert!
- Albert who?
- Albert you don't know who this is!
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Albee!
- Albee who?
- Albee a monkey's uncle!
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Alba!
- Alba who?
- Alba in the kitchen if you need me!
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Alaska!
- Alaska who?
- Alaska my mummy!
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Alan!
- Alan who?
- Alan a good cause!
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Aladdin!
- Aladdin who?
- Aladdin the street wants a word with you!