Al Knock Knock
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Al!
- Al who?
- Al lied!
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Al!
- Al who?
- Al lied!
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Aitch!
- Aitch who?
- Bless You!
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Aileen!
- Aileen who?
- Aileen against my Rolls Royce!
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Aida!
- Aida who?
- Aida more than I drink!
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Ahmed!
- Ahmed who?
- Ahmed a big mistake coming here!
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Agnes!
- Agnes who?
- Agnes & Topeka & the Santa Fe!
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Agent!
- Agent who?
- Agentle breeze!
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Agatha!
- Agatha who?
- Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- A Fred!
- A Fred who?
- Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf?
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Adore!
- Adore who?
- Adore stands between us, open up!
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Adolf!
- Adolf who?
- Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Adeline!
- Adeline who?
- Adeline extra to the letter!
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Adelia!
- Adelia who?
- Adelia the cards after you cut the pack!
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Adder!
- Adder who?
- Adder you get in here?
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Adam!
- Adam who?
- Adam up and tell me the total!
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Adair!
- Adair who?
- Adair once but I'm bald now!
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Ada!
- Ada who?
- Ada'mond is forever!
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Actor!
- Actor who?
- Actor you, my dear Alphonse!
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Acis!
- Acis who?
- Acis spades!
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Acid!
- Acid who?
- Acidently on purpose!
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Abyssinia!
- Abyssinia who?
- Abyssinia when I get back!
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Abel!
- Abel who?
- Abel to see you, ha, ha!
What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?
→ "Oops! King Kong ring wrong."
If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What would they put on his coffin?
→ A lid!
What is big hairy and can fly?
→ King Kongcorde!