Knock Knock Arfur
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Arfur
- Arfur who?
- Arfur got!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Arfur
- Arfur who?
- Arfur got!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Aretha
- Aretha who?
- Aretha flowers!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Arbus
- Arbus who?
- Arbus leaves in 5 minutes?
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Aramis
- Aramis who?
- Aramis'tery!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- April
- April who?
- April might make you feel better!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Apple
- Apple who?
- Apple the door myself!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Apollo
- Apollo who?
- Apollogize!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Anya
- Anya who?
- Anya best behavior!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Anthony
- Anthony who?
- Anthony you want!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Anthem
- Anthem who?
- You Anthem devil you!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Anthea
- Anthea who?
- Anthea get home by 8 O'clock, or else!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Answer
- Answer who?
- Answer all over your porch! It's a mess out here!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Annie
- Annie who?
- Annie-versary!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Annetta
- Annetta who?
- Annetta joke like that and you're off this bus!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Anne Boleyn
- Anne Boleyn who?
- Anne Boleyn alley!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Anne
- Anne who?
- Anne apple just fell on my head!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Annabel
- Annabel who?
- Annabel would be useful on this door!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Anna
- Anna who?
- Annather brick in the wall!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Ann
- Ann who?
- Ann-onymous!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Ankara
- Ankara who?
- Ankara went off the cliff!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Ankansas
- Ankansas who?
- Ankansas though any piece of wood!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Anka
- Anka who?
- Anka the ship!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Anita
- Anita who?
- Anita you like I need a hole in the head!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Andy
- Andy who?
- Andy little gadgets to have, door knockers!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Andrew
- Andrew who?
- Andrew all her money out of the bank!