Yo Mama Jokes

YO mamma is so fat...she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!

Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get weighed it says "TO BE CONTINUED!"

You're so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get the dog to play with you.

Yo momma's so fat that the last time that she wore a T-shirt with a X on it a helicopter tried to land on her.

Your dog is so dumb that if you were to cut off his tail and make him walk backwards he'd start wagging his head!

Your mamma's so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her pants!

Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!

Your momma so fat...she fell in love and broke it.

Your momma so fat...shes on both sides of the family tree.

Your momma so fat she broke the family tree.

Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah's Ark!

Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of 'BVD's and by the time she got it on, it spelled 'BOULEVARD'.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, she went to the beauty parlor and it took her three hours just to get an estimate.

Yo' Mama is so old, she went to a museum and they tried to claim her as an exhibit.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo' Mama is so old, when God said 'let there be light', she was there to flick the switch.

Yo' Mama is so dumb, she threw a rock at the ground and missed, tripped over the wire of a cordless phone, and got hit by a parked car.

You're momma so fat, she be sellin' shade!

You're momma so ugly, she walked down the street and got arrested for indecent exposure!

You're momma so old, her s*#t has wrinkles!

You're momma so stupid, she gave birth to you and asked the doctor if you were hers!

You're momma so poor, her idea of big spendin' is buyin' a gumball!

Yo momma's so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk Dud!!