A Few Lil' Insults

You're momma so fat, she be sellin' shade!

You're momma so ugly, she walked down the street and got arrested for indecent exposure!

You're momma so old, her s*#t has wrinkles!

You're momma so stupid, she gave birth to you and asked the doctor if you were hers!

You're momma so poor, her idea of big spendin' is buyin' a gumball!