Yo Mama Jokes

Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!

Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I still haven't seen all of her!

Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!

yo momma's so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washington's nose!

yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had on. And you said Guess so she said Levi's.

Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya comeback to complain she says - "For $10 what do ya expect, lobster?"

Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

Yo Momma's so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!

Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don't come in!

Your Momma so dirty, when she stand next to a building she look like an alley!

Your Momma so poor, she go to Mcdonalds to put a shake on layaway!

Your Momma so dumb, she called information to ask for the number to 911!

Your Momma so fat her belt size says "equator".

Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.