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Basketball Tales
What stories are told by basketball players?
→ Tall stories!
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What stories are told by basketball players?
→ Tall stories!
What is a runner's favourite subject in school?
→ Jog-raphy!
Why do artists never win when they play football?
→ They keep drawing!
- Ref: I'm sending you off
- Player: What for?
- Ref: The rest of the match!
Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding?
→ They got jellygated!
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
→ Bring on their subs!
What part of a football ground is never the same?
→ The changing rooms!
What is the bank manager's favourite type of football?
→ Fiver side!
Why did the goal post get angry?
→ Because the bar was rattled!
Why are football grounds odd?
→ Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!