Sport Jokes

What is a vampire's favorite sport?
→ Batminton.

How does a football player make phone calls?
→ On a touch-down phone.

How does a cheerleader answer the phone?
→ H-E-L-L-O!

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a fat football player?
→ A wide receiver.

What did the football say to the football player?
→ I get a kick out of you.

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
→ A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Damn." A bad skydiver goes, "Damn." WHACK!

Did you hear about the underwater snooker player?
→ He was a pool shark!

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ One to change the lightbulb, and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?
→ One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!

What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?
→ The tea bag stays in the cup longer.