School

Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?
→ Because there's lots of school spirit!

'You never get anything right,' complained the teacher. 'What kind of job do you think you'll get when you leave school?'
'Well, I want to be the weather girl on TV.'

- School Doctor: Have you ever had trouble with appendicitis?

- Fred: Only when I tried to spell it.

"Please, ma'am! How do you spell ichael?"

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael?" she asked. "No, ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

Where do religious school children practice sports?
→ In the prayground!

- Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?

- Pupil: That's not fair! You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!

- Teacher: Where is your homework?

- Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school

- Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

- Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

- Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

- Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!