School

How far do burgers go in school?
→ Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).

- Teacher: What's this a picture of?

- Class: Don't know, Miss.

- Teacher: It's a kangaroo.

- Class: What's a kangaroo, miss?

- Teacher: A kangaroo is a native of Australia.

- Smallest boy: Wow, my sister's married one of them

'What's your father's occupation?' asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year.
'He's a conjurer, Ma'am,' said the new boy.
'How interesting. What's his favourite trick?'
'He saws people in half.'
'Gosh! Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?'
'One half brother and two half sisters.'

School Meals by R. E. Volting

The Naughty Schoolboy by Enid Spanking

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?
→ "Today children, we will learn our ABC's"

How do you recognize a blonde in school?
→ They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?
→ She turned it over and used the other side.

Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?

A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, "I can count higher then all the kids in my second grade class, do you think it is because I am a blonde?"

Her mother replied, "Of couse it is, dear."

The next day, the blonde said, "I can say the alphabet higher then anyone in my class, do you think it is because I am a blonde?"

Her mother replied, "Of course it is dear!"

The next day the blonde came home from her gymnastics and asked her mother, "I have a larger chest then all the kids in my class, do you think its because I am a blonde?"

Her mother replied, "No dear, I think it is because you are eighteen years old."