School

What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse?
→ Giddy up horsey!

The Spanish explorers went round the world in a galleon.
How many galleons did they get to the mile!

What do history teachers make when they want to get together?
→ Dates!

- My teacher reminds me of history.

- She's always repeating herself!

- I'm learning ancient history?

- So am I, let's go for a walk and talk over old times!

Where was the Magna Carta signed?
→ At the bottom!

What was the first thing Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne?
→ Sat down!

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?
→ He liked to chop and change!

Whose son was Edward, the Black Prince?
→ Old King Coal!

What famous chiropodist ruled England?
→ William the Corn-cutter!