School

An ideal homework excuse

- Teacher: Where is your homework?

- Pupil: I put it in a safe, but lost the combination!

"It's clear" said the teacher, "That you haven't studied your geography. What's your excuse?" "Well, my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

- Father: You were absent on the day of the test?

- Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!

- Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test!

- Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!

What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?
→ She draws a smack!

Fred came home from his first day at school.
"Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didn't know how to spell cat so I told her"

- I'm not going back to school ever again

- Why ever not?

- The teacher doesn't know a thing, all she does is ask questions!

- Mother: How was your first day at school?

- Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

What did you learn in school today?
→ Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!

What are you going to be when you get out of school?
→ An old man!