Relationships

What did the cannibal's parents say when she brought her boyfriend home?
→ 'Lovely, dear, he looks good enough to eat!'

- 1st Cannibal: I don't know what to make of my boyfriend these days.

- 2nd Cannibal: How about a hotpot?

- First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night?

- Second Cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper.

What happens when two burgers fall in love?
→ They live together in holy meatrimony!

My sister wanted to marry a man clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb enough to spend it on her!

Romantic Remembrance by Valentine Card

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?
→ Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun.

She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand. Sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. She points the gun at her boyfriend at stares him down for a moment. Then, suddenly, she's overcome with grief, so she puts the gun up to the side her head.

Her boyfriend screams, "Honey, don't do it..."

The blonde yells back, "Shut up! You're next!"

- My birthday's coming. Do you know what I need?

- Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?

- Did you go shopping for my birthday present?

- Yeah, and I found the perfect thing.

- What thing is that?

- Nothing!