Political Jokes

Canada, in view of recent events, will be changing the maple leaf on the flag to a marijuana plant.

That way, the people of Quebec will have good reason to burn the flag.

A man once asked Gandhi what he thought of western civilization.

Ghandi replied, "I think it would be a good idea."

Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?
→ Why should he when he can get bombed at home?

where does saddam hussein keep his c.d collection?
→ In Iraq (a rack)

What's the motto of the Polish Solidarity Union?
→ Every man for himself.

How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ Two. One to replace it and one to tell him it was burned out (in states that still have car-inspection laws.)
→ Three. One to stand on the ladder, and two to carry enough light bulbs until one is found that isn't defective.
→ 250,000,000, one to change it and 249,999,999 to debate whether it it was politically correct.

How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs.
→ None, the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.

How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Just one, but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?
→ One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ 10,000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution.