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What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
→ Flatman and Ribbon.

What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
→ They both live off dead Beatles.

What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?
→ Don't you think were taking this thing a little too fast?

How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
→ When the big hand is on the little hand.

Here's a gross one:

What's the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
→ They both stick their beef between 9 year old buns.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new car?
→ Neither has he.

What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
→ Hang herself.

What's the first problem the MJ's child will have in life?
→ Figuring out which parent is his mother.

What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
→ Scratching like hell to get out of that box.

What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
→ They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.