Cannibals And Clowns
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
→ They taste funny!!
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Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
→ They taste funny!!
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
→ They both fuck up bowings.
Why can't Jesus eat M & M's?
→ Because they fall through the holes in his hands.
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
→ The Captain's log.
What goes "click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?"
→ Steveie Wonder doing a rubik's cube
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
→ "Thats the most violent book I've ever read."
How can you identify an blind pirate?
→ He's the one with patches over both eyes.
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?
→ He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
Why can't Frankenstein have children?
→ Because his nuts are on his neck.
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
→ Because he saw the phone bill.