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Headcase Suitcases
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads?
→ Because they're headcases.
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Scottish Cannibal
Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation?
→ He said, "So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses."
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Living Alone
Why did the cannibal live on his own?
→ He was fed up with other people.
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Favorite Food
What is a cannibal's favorite food?
→ Baked Beings.
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New Leaf
How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?
→ He became a vegetarian.
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The Speaking Clock
What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock?
→ It repeated on him.
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Fined by the Judge
Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?
→ He was caught poaching.
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Cannibal Is Full
What did the cannibal say when he was full?
→ I couldn't eat another mortal.
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Snake and Pygmy Pie
What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?
→ Oh no, not snake and pygmy pie again!
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Upset Cannibal
What happens if you upset a cannibal?
→ You get into hot water.