Medicine

What do you call an old dentist?
→ A bit long in the tooth

"Pardon me for a moment, please," said the dentist to the victim, "but before beginning this work I must have my drill."
"Good heavens, man!" exclaimed the patient irritably.
"Can't you pull a tooth without a rehearsal?"

- Papa, why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?

- Because they are drawing-rooms, my son.

- Patient: Do you extract teeth painlessly?

- Dentist: Not always, the other day I nearly dislocated my wrist

believe that the members of the dental profession are the only men who can tell a women to open or close her mouth and get away with it.

- Gerald: Have you ever come across a man who, at the slightest touch, caused you to thrill and tremble in every fiber of your being?

- Mabel: Yes, the dentist.

A patient asked the dentist, if it wasn't nasty to be all the day with the hands in someone's mouth.
The dentist answered "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."

What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD?
→ Having your dentist tell you.

- Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?

- Dentist: With pain $200 and without pain $100.

- Patient: Well, without pain it's cheaper. Pull it WITHOUT pain.

Without anesthesia neither anything, the dentist begins to extract the tooth, when the patient outcry: Aaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!

Hey, WITH pain it costs $200!!!, replies the dentist.

Patient to Dentist: "How much to get my teeth straightened?"
"Twenty thousand bucks" Patient heads for the door.
Dentist to patient: "Where are you going?"
"To a plastic surgeon to get my mouth bent."