Medicine

- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me

- One at a time please

- Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache?

- Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head. Then you'll have a bad headache.

- Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.

- I'll deal with you later.

- Doctor, Doctor I feel like a spoon!

- Well sit still and don't stir!

- Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee

- Have you tried taking the spoon out?

- Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth.

- So why did you come around then?

- Well, I saw this light at the window...!

- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a mosquito

- Go away, sucker!

- Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep.

- That's baaaaaaaaaad!

- Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage.

- Don't talk rubbish!

- Doctor these pills you gave me for BO...

- What's wrong with them?

- They keep slipping out from under my arms!