Medicine

- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a rubber band

- Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch there and tell me all about it!

- Doctor, Doctor I've lost my memory!

- When did this happen?

- When did what happen?

- Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image of his father

- Never mind just so long as he's healthy!

- Doctor, Doctor I'm a burglar!

- Have you taken anything for it?

- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a spider

- What a web of lies!

- Doctor, Doctor my husband smells like fish

- Poor sole!

- Doctor, Doctor I've got bad teeth, foul breath and smelly feet.

- Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease!

- Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't feel well.

- That's quite enough out of you!

- Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar

- Don't worry you'll soon change!

- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a nit

- Will you get out of my hair!