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Criminal Diploma
What diploma do criminals get?
→ The third degree.
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What diploma do criminals get?
→ The third degree.
If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man, what would you have?
→ Organised grime (crime).
Who is the strongest thief?
→ A shoplifter.
What kind of thief steals meat?
→ A hamburglar.
What hired killer never goes to jail?
→ The exterminator.
How do bank robbers send messages?
→ By flee mail!
What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?
→ I'm at your service, ma'am.
- Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?
- Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.
What is the definition of "moon"?
→ The past tense of "moo"!
What is the definition of "derange"?
→ De place where de cowboys ride!