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Line Dancer Crossing
Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?
→ To get to the other (Electric) Slide!
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Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?
→ To get to the other (Electric) Slide!
Where can you dance in California?
→ San Fran-disco
What's a vampire's favorite dance?
→ The Fang Tango.
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Burglar
- Burglar who?
- Burglars don't knock!
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner?
→ A Kong - vict!
What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?
→ Robbery with violets!
What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies?
→ Baddy long legs!
What do you call a robbery in China?
→ A Chinese take away!
Who is the biggest gangster in the sea?
→ Al Caprawn!
Why are burglars such good tennis players?
→ Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!