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Falling On A Train
What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train?
→ A laplander!
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What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train?
→ A laplander!
What do you call a pretend railway?
→ A play station!
What happens if an axe falls on your car?
→ You have an ax-i-dent (accident).
What kind of ears do trains have?
→ Engineers (engine ears).
What song does a car radio play?
→ A cartoon (car, tune).
Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car?
→ Because she'd never be able to learn the language
What is an autograph?
→ A chart which shows car sales.
What is an autobiography?
→ The life story of an automobile.
What is the meaning of afford?
→ It's the car most sales representatives drive.
Mom and Dad are in the iron and steel business.
She does the ironing and he does the stealing.