Kids Jokes

What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?
→ The Lizard of Oz!

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
→ Because he was newt to the area!

What is a chameleon's motto?
→ A change is as good as a rest!

- If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them?

- Step off the merry-go-round.

- What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

- A giraffic jam.

- How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

- The elephant has a better memory.

- Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?

- Evel Boll Weevil.

- What kind of math do owls like?

- Owlgebra.

If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What's a tiger?
→ A stri-ped!

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
→ The tiger lily!