Skunk Philosophy
What's a skunk's philosophy of life?
→ Eat, stink and be merry!
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What's a skunk's philosophy of life?
→ Eat, stink and be merry!
What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?
→ A big stinker!
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?
→ A smell that keeps coming back!
What's a skunk's favourite game in school?
→ Show and smell!
How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?
→ A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!
How can you tell when a skunk is angry?
→ It raises a stink!
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?
→ A stinkasaurus!
How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?
→ Just a phew!
Did you hear the joke about the skunk?
→ Never mind, it stinks!
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
→ Reptiles!