Random joke from this category
A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like: "We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked wild raspberries in the woods."
The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this in. At last she said, "I sure wish I'd gotten to know you sooner!"
- Grandpa: You youngsters are soft and lazy today. When I was your age I got up at six o'clock every morning and walked five or six miles before breakfast. I used to think nothing of it.
- Fred: I don't blame you, Grandpa. I wouldn't think, much of it myself.
"What's wrong, sonny?" asked the old timer sympathetically, coming over to the little kid who was sitting on the curb, crying his heart out.
"I'm crying 'cause I can't do what the big boys do!" So the old man sat down and wept too.
An eight-year-old kid says to his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician."
The dad says, "I am sorry -- can't have it both ways."
Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?
→ He wanted to sing higher!
Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?
→ Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.
Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?
→ They make good paddles.
- Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons?
- I don't want the neighbours to think I'm employing corporal punishment, dear.
- Dad, why do the singers rock left and right while performing on stage?
- Because, son, it is more difficult to hit a moving target.
What do you get if cross a mouse with a packet of washing up powder?
→ Bubble and squeak!
