Kids Jokes

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Amsterdam!

- Amsterdam who?

- Amsterdam tired of all these Knock Knock jokes!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Amos!

- Amos who?

- Amosquito just bit me!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Amy!

- Amy who?

- Amy fraid I've forgotten!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Annetta!

- Annetta who?

- Annetta wisecrack and you're out of here!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Annie!

- Annie who?

- Annie one you like!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Anthem!

- Anthem who?

- You Anthem devil you!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Athens!

- Athens who?

- Athens I love you!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Atlas!

- Atlas?

- Atlas it's the weekend!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Atomic!

- Atomic who?

- Atomic ache!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Axl!

- Axl who?

- Axl me nicely and I might just tell you!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Anita!

- Anita who?

- Anita you like I need a hole in the head!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Abbott!

- Abbott who?

- Abbott time you answered the door!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Ahmed!

- Ahmed who?

- Ahmedeus Motzart!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Alaska!

- Alaska who?

- Alaska my friend the question then!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Alfred!

- Alfred who!

- Alfred of the dark!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Alma!

- Alma who?

- Alma not going to tell you!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Alda!

- Alda who?

- Alda time you knew who it was!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Aldo!

- Aldo who?

- Aldo anywhere with you!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Aida!

- Aida who?

- Aida lot of sweets and now I've got tummy ache!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Al!

- Al who?

- Al give you a kiss if you open this door!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Adelia!

- Adelia who?

- Adelia the cards and we'll play snap!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Anna!

- Anna who?

- Anna one, anna two...!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Anna!

- Anna who?

- Anna going to tell you!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Anne Boleyn!

- Anne Boleyn who?

- Anne Boleyn alley!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Amin!

- Amin who?

- Amin thing to do!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Ammonia!

- Ammonia who?

- Ammonia little kid!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Almond!

- Almond who?

- Almond the side of the law!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Andrew!

- Andrew who?

- Andrew a picture!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Andy!

- Andy who?

- Andy mosquito bit me again!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Astor!

- Astor who?

- Astor the ball is over!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Avocado!

- Avocado who?

- Avocado a cold!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Axel!

- Axel who?

- Axeldental Tourist!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Atch!

- Atch who?

- I'm sorry I didn't know you had a cold!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Athena!

- Athena who?

- Athena flying saucer!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Argo!

- Argo who?

- Argo down the shops!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Ankara!

- Ankara who?

- Ankara went off the cliff!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Ann!

- Ann who?

- Anndromeda Strain!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Armageddon!

- Armageddon who?

- Armageddon getting out of here!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Armenia!

- Armenia who?

- Armenia every word I say!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Asa!

- Asa who!

- Asa-int amongst men!

One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to run some errands. The proud papa stayed home to watch his wonderful new son. Soon after the mother left, the baby started to cry. The father did everything he could think of doing, but the baby wouldn't stop crying. Finally, the dad got so worried that he decided to take the infant to the doctor.

After the doctor listened to the father relate all that he had done to get the baby to stop crying, the doctor began to examine the baby's ears, chest and then down to the diaper area. When he undid the diaper, he found that the diaper was indeed full. "Here's the problem", the Dr. said, "He needs to be changed!"

The father was very perplexed, "But the diaper package says it is good for up to 10 lbs.!"

A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, black baby boy. "Congratulations," says the nurse to the new parents. "What will you name the baby?" The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, "I think we will name him Sum Ting Wong."