Kids Jokes

A young boy asked his father, "Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?"

The father thought for a moment, "Yes son, sometimes a lawyer will do anything to win a case!"

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Audrey!

- Audrey who?

- Audrey be doing this!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Augusta!

- Augusta who?

- Augusta go home now!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Aunt Lou!

- Aunt Lou who?

- Aunt Lou do you think you are!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Ashley!

- Ashley who?

- Ashley-t's foot!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Asia!

- Asia who?

- Asia you going to let me in then!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Aries!

- Aries who?

- Aries a reason why I talk this way!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Arizona!

- Arizona who?

- Arizona room for one of us in this town!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Anka!

- Anka who?

- Anka the ship!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Ankansas!

- Ankansas who?

- Ankansas though any piece of wood!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Amory!

- Amory who?

- Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Alva!

- Alva who?

- Alva heart!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Alvin!

- Alvin who!

- Alvin a great time, how about you?

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Allan!

- Allan who!

- Allan-d of Manhattan!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Allegra!

- Allegra who?

- Allegra is broken!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Alma!

- Alma who?

- Alma-ny Knock Knock

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Aardvark!

- Aardvark who?

- Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Aaron!

- Aaron who!

- Aaron on the side of caution!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Acid!

- Acid who?

- Acid down and be quiet!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Ada!

- Ada who?

- Ada burger for lunch!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Adam!

- Adam who?

- Adam if I do and adam if I don't!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Aladdin!

- Aladdin who?

- Aladdin the street wants a word with you!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Alba!

- Alba who?

- Alba in the kitchen if you need me!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Alexia!

- Alexia who?

- Alexia again to open this door!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Alfalfa!

- Alfalfa who?

- Alfalfa you, if you give me a kiss!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Alfie!

- Alfie who?

- Alfie terrible if you leave!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Adolf!

- Adolf who?

- Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Aesop!

- Aesop who?

- Aesop I saw a puddy cat!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Abe!

- Abe who?

- Abe C D E F G H...!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Abyssinia!

- Abyssinia who?

- Abyssinia behind bars one of these days!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Alberta!

- Alberta who!

- Alberta'll be over in a minute!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Albee!

- Albee who?

- Albee a monkey's uncle!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Albert!

- Albert who!

- Albert you don't know who this is!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Alison!

- Alison who?

- Alison it's dark outside!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Alli!

- Alli who?

- Alligator, that's who!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Allied!

- Allied who?

- Allied, so sue me!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Agatha!

- Agatha who?

- Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Agnes!

- Agnes who?

- Agnes, Topeka, and the Santa Fe!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Alfred!

- Alfred who!

- Alfred the needle if you sew!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Ali!

- Ali who?

- Ali, Ali oxen free!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Alice!

- Alice who?

- I'm Alice chasing rainbows....!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Alec!

- Alec who?

- Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Alec!

- Alec who?

- Alec my lolly!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Alex!

- Alex who?

- Alex the questions round here!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Adair!

- Adair who?

- Adair once but I'm bald now!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Adlai!

- Adlai who?

- Adlai a bet on that!