Kids Jokes

- Why are you studying your Easter candy?

- I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!

- Would you like something from my Easter basket?

- Sure!

- Here. Have some plastic grass.

- Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

- Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.

- Boy 1: How did you get that bruise on your arm?

- Boy 2: I ate some Easter candy.

- Boy 1: Eating Easter candy won't give you a bruise.

- Boy 2: It will if it's your big brother's candy!

What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on your head?
→ An Easter bunnet!

What's pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny?
→ His lucky people's foot!

Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
→ He was having a bad hare day!

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What is a collie puppy's favorite toy?
→ A chew-chew train!

Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers?
→ They have short tales!