Kids Jokes

- Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?

- No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face.

- Counselor: Wash your face. I can see what you had for breakfast.

- Henry: If you're so smart, what did I have?

- Counselor: Eggs.

- Henry: Wrong. I had eggs yesterday!

Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the screen. "If I ever stop hating girls," said one to the other, "I think I'll stop hating her first."

How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
→ One. After that the basket won't be empty.

A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both very cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why?
→ The baby chick was a little cheeper!

What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?
→ The Easter Barney!

What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?
→ Coloured scrambled eggs

Why was the monster sitting in his Easter basket?
→ He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs!

Why do we paint Easter eggs?
→ Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

Why did you drive the lawn mower over your Easter basket?
→ I thought the plastic grass was growing too high!