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Slimy and Wobbly
What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?
→ A red jellyfish.
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What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?
→ A red jellyfish.
What do you call a neurotic octopus?
→ A crazy, mixed-up squid.
What happened to the cold jellyfish?
→ It set!
Who robs banks and squirts ink?
→ Billy the Squid.
How does an octopus go to war?
→ Well-armed!
Who held the baby octopus to ransom?
→ Squidnappers!
What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?
→ He whale-d
What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball?
→ Glass flippers!
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
→ He prawned everything!
Does a dolphin ever do something by accident?
→ No, they do everything on porpoise!