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Starving Cannibal
How can you help a starving cannibal?
→ Give him a helping hand.
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Burgers in the Refrigerator
Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed?
→ They saw the salad dressing!
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Thrown Out of the Army
Why was the burger thrown out of the Army?
→ He couldn't pass mustard! (muster)
President Carter in April
Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April?
→ One the opening day of the baseball season, he throws out the first meatball!
Guest
Burgers Beat Hot Dogs
Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs at every sport they play?
→ Because hot dogs are the wurst!
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Poor Pigeons
Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?
→ They won't talk no matter how you grill them!
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Baseball Players
Why do hamburgers make good baseball players?
→ They're great at the plate!
Guest
Sad at Barbecues
Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?
→ They get to meet their old flames!
Guest
Hamburgers on Stage
Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on stage?
→ They give meaty performances - especially if they are in their prime!
Guest
Burgers Run the Gauntlet
Why do burgers run the gauntlet?
→ To test their meattle!